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'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

"Yes, that's water retention."

Mrs Claus giving Rudolph a wash

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

Cats at private view

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Clown walks balloon dog

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'