Pet Care Guru Prints

'Your lizard has a reptile dysfunction.'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Pet Clinic

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Horror movies

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Now I really hate poetry."