Pet Care Guru Prints

'Your lizard has a reptile dysfunction.'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Bad Ideas

Pet Clinic

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting