Pet Card Sender Mugs

Cards For Cats.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I can't smile without you...

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Dogs texting each other emojis

Dog Training.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Car Rides - Cats

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Owl Aging Support Groups

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

Say bananas. Why? Just say it. Are you chicken? Oh, fine. Bananas. Pets understand more than we think. Can't … breathe …

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

The Post Office Is... Forever

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'