Pet Birds Pillows

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Parrot jumps off pirate should when MD checks pirate's reflexes.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Children's Parties

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."