Pet Behaviorist Prints

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'That dog is not taking the invisible fence seriously.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble, I bolted!'

'His previous owner was a personal-injury lawyer, which explains why he will play dead, but I can't get him to speak.'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"Yes, he’s very excited to meet your Fifi."

'When I say a house dog I mean one trained not to leave the house during opening hours.'

She was too aggressive when I got her, so I trained her to be passive-aggressive.

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Cruel Pet Tricks

"It's mouseborn."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Why do they do that?"

Licensed Therapist

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The hyenas started it."

Bears catching fish

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."