Pests Pillows

SWAT Police Chase

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

'Deli? Fifty pounds of Limburger - charge it and leave it on the back porch at 107 Court Street.'

'We don't often get clients asking to view termite infested properties.'

'Oh no! It looks like we have humans! You know that once they move in, you can never get rid of them!'

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."