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"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

A smiling cyclist

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

The Boss.

"Here comes the super-visor."

Critical Ethanol report

Perks

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Sandcastles

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."