Pest Puzzle Solver Mugs

'The good news is, I finally found the cat. The bad news is, we still have a mouse.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed