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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Come and get it!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Emotional Support Pest

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'