Pessimistic Prankster T-Shirts

Misfortune cookies

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's all gravy.