Pessimistic Humor Prints

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Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob, a detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Tom's last day.

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My glass is half empty"

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

'Look at that lunatic...'

The end of the world is nigh.

'He always was an optimist.'

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

All my silver linings have clouds around them.