Pessimism Lover Mugs

The split end is near.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Die alone"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Gonna Suck

'Turned out nice again.'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

Your radio show this week was incredible. Buzz off. Who cares what you think? It was angry, vitriolic, sarcastic, mean-spirited, pessimistic. Do you mean that? You really were listening? I'm not giving a compliment. You're less horrifyingly objectionable than usual.

This will be a banner day for you!

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

'I'm afraid things have to get worse before they can get even worse.'

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'