Personality Traits T-Shirts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Extrovert/Introvert.

'Far out! How did you pick me as a leo?'

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

How many pessimists does it take to light one little candle? Pessimists cannot doe it. Only optimists can light one little candle.

"He's gone goth"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Personality Test - No Result

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Types of people who live in my house

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'