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"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"He's gone goth"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

She was always an introvert.

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

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H. J. Eysenck

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"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

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Extrovert/Introvert.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

Mummy with a mobile.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.