Personality Development Pillows

'Be honest with me, Martha -- am I really a jolly good fellow?'

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

'You need to be more assertive, Fred!'

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Work/Life Balance

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

What else is there to wish for?

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Self-esteem room

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

That party went well.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"He's gone goth"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"