Personality Development Pillows

'Be honest with me, Martha -- am I really a jolly good fellow?'

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

'You need to be more assertive, Fred!'

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

What else is there to wish for?

That party went well.

Self-esteem room

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."