Personal Space Advisor Prints

'Just guard your man, Dewey Don't be so clingy'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Social Distancing

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."