Personal Space Advisor Mugs

'Just guard your man, Dewey Don't be so clingy'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Social Distancing

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Polly needs some time alone."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'