Personal Happiness Gifts

'Money won't make you happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Secretive Weigh In.

"You left your demons here last week."

That party went well.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Man propelled by love

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

If you're happy and you know it...

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."