Personal Growth Cynic Mugs

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

That party went well.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."