Personal Expression Pillows

"I'm a religious nut."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"There's old Begley—still marching to a different drummer."

Punk Angel

"Transgender female seeks transgender male to swap clothes with."

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"...and I'm letting all me piercings grow back in."

'You'd better stop there, my council funding's just been cut.'

'I have sudden urges to dress up in mens clothes...!'

Going Against The Flow

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I wear leather to express my individuality - just like everyone else.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Caterpillar Portrait

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Creativity

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."