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"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

You ever watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? I'll answer you this way, little buddy: when you're excelling in every area of your life, from work to romance to personal development, you have very little time to watch Porsha and Kenya slap-fighting each other. You know their names? You must've mentioned them.

"You've grown into a nagging bully. . .You'd make someone the perfect wife."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Work/Life Balance

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

What else is there to wish for?

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Self-esteem room

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You left your demons here last week."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'