Personal Development Guru Mugs

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"You've grown into a nagging bully. . .You'd make someone the perfect wife."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Work/Life Balance

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

What else is there to wish for?

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Self-esteem room

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.