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Time Run

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Bring me some more power.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Robot about to eat a battery

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'