Persona Collector Prints

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cariactures

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Elizabeth II

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Closet.

Misery lit...

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'You're messing with my head.'