Persistent Personality Appreciator T-Shirts

'When Henry puts his mind to something there is no stopping him.'

Wagging Dog

Real Estate Personals

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

John Prescott

Flatware Follies.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Quasimodo Zit.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

After forty-odd years, Joan finally gets a 'hole in one'!

Pigtail Picture

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

Passive Aggressive

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

The individual fruit pie

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'