Colorful Personality Appreciator T-Shirts

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

Wagging Dog

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Jarvis Cocker

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Phoenix

Nick Cave

Art is a pretty picture

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Real Estate Personals

Eggshell blue

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Flatware Follies.

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Best Dad Ever

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

The absurd artist

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Pimlico

David Bowie

Sky blue

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

Edward Scissorhands.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Oh, DO lighten up Roger...!"