Perplexity Ponderer Prints

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Schrödinger and his cat

"I cross the road to forget."