Perpetual Youth Enthusiast Pillows

"When I turned 18 the drinking age was raised to 21."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Do you think I'm sixty?

Modern Kids.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Botox."

Elderly People

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Over-reaction Man.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."