Perpetual Seeker Mugs

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

Sauvignon Bonk

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Tango

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Football

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"You're buggered."

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!

What Peregrine Falcons See.

Chasing Dreams

"Sometimes it's just good to sit back and get a different perspective."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Goal!

"My father told me if I just do what I love I'll never work a day in my life. I've worked every day of my life."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'