Eternal Love Seeker Mugs

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

This is forever... till death do us part...

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Me when by BDD shows up

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

A man surrounded with lovehearts

ONE IN A MILLION

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

The men of your dreams

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Online Romance

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'