"So where do you think your son has picked up being easily distracted?"
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"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
Hassled Mother.
"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"
"I need to clone myself."
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."
"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
Soccer kids texting
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.
Studying and technology
'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'
Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.
Homeschooling
"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"
Having It All
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"
"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."
The Swiss Arm-y Wife
"What?!"
'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'
'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'
Stroller Cellphone
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