Perpetual Hustler Mugs

The Sick Man of Europe

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

The New Business Power Suit

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"The commute is rough today."

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

Get rich quick.

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

A perk of self-employment.

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute