Daily Hustler Mugs

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Engineer on the move.

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Take a peek 50¢

The housing market begins to deflate.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"It's my side rustle."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

Isn't It Exciting?

'Damp. What damp?'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the jammiest of them all?'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

Creativity 2.0

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

'Same old, same old.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

'What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?' 'I decided to sell it on Ebay...'