Permit Procrastinator Pillows

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Serious Putty

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'