Permit Procrastinator Pillows

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Serious Putty

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Studying and technology

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Still living with parents....

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'