Period Piece Aficionado Pillows

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Servant girl announcing she wishes to leave because the other servants are too unrefined

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Victorian Lady

Second hand furniture.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Blue Dress and Feather

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Man...You age great!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'