Period Parody Lover Mugs

'You really should do something about your PMS!'

Demure lady with gloves

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Victorian Lady

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Victorian Gentleman

'Even More Disciples'

"Planet of the puppies"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Jane Austen

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Let them eat cake!