Performing Physicists Prints

E=Emcee Squared

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"The Just Me Band"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Send in the Clones.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling