Performance Review Dodger Mugs

Delight the performance review dodger with a mug that humorously celebrates their avoidance skills. Perfect for their coffee break, this funny mug adds some personality to their desk and lightens the mood around workplace evaluations.

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'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...' mockup

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.' mockup

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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Fear of news.

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Scapegoat of the Year

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I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time. mockup

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.' mockup

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

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"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies." mockup

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

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"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends." mockup

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

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Hear me, Graduates!

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"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything." mockup

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!' mockup

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

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'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.' mockup

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

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It's an I-O-Ewe.

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'So, who's first?'

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Kicking The Habit

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"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!" mockup

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

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'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.' mockup

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

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'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?' mockup

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

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"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me." mockup

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

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'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

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'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!' mockup

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

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"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans." mockup

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

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And your repayment period starts...Now! mockup

And your repayment period starts...Now!

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Don't laugh, my house is paid for. mockup

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

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Tax grab.

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FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!' mockup

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

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Performance Review Dodger Mugs Collection

Performance Review Dodger Pillows

Looking for a humorous touch? Our pillows celebrating dodging performance reviews add personality and comfort to any space. Browse the full collection today!

Performance Review Dodger Prints

Discover our art prints that cheekily honor the performance review dodger. Brighten your space with humor—available now in various stylish designs.

Performance Review Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the performance review dodger—playful, witty, and perfect for casual outings. See the full range of humor-driven tees now!