Perfectionist In Love Prints

'I've had a perfect evening - but this wasn't it. . .'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Abstract Art

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

That's what I call attention to detail!

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"Mother is only critical to make me more perfect."

"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."