Perfectionist's Pride Prints

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Bullseye!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Santa's Out Tray.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Got anything that will expire before I do?"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.