Percussion Perfectionists Pillows

Hell on trio island

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Triangle

Bullseye!

Jazz is Invented

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Home school marching band"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I love Marimba

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"The guy's a natural!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Whack a Marimba

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Candles on Drum

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Levon Helm

"Page 33, line 4..."

"I can practice a different song."