Percussion Perfectionists Mugs

Hell on trio island

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Marimba

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

Triangle

Bullseye!

Jazz is Invented

Chano Pozo,

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Ginger Baker.

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Home school marching band"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I love Marimba

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"The guy's a natural!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Whack a Marimba

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Levon Helm

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

Candles on Drum

"Page 33, line 4..."