Pepper Spray Strategist Prints

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'To pick our battles and avoid doofs with pepper spray.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Institutions Controlling Money

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Sit!"

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Cheese robot-squad.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Chess Chef

Hold on

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"

'I love the new price stickers with the larger barcodes...although it might be getting out of hand.'

Man staking out a mouse trap from under a table while the mouse raids the food above him.

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

'We could see the product for $14.95 but we're working to get it up to $49.99.'