Pepper Spray Connoisseur T-Shirts

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"Fresh pepper?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Habanero ..."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Your resume doesn't contain a single falsehood or stretching of the truth. Sorry, but you're not what we're looking for in our PR department!'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

He's allergic to pepper...

"Gesundheit."

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"Here's Pollen!"

'Black pepper, Sir?'

Comb over club.

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Hot chilli...

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Baby it's cold outside..."