Pepper Advocate T-Shirts

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Habanero ..."

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Gesundheit."

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

He's allergic to pepper...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Journalist in jail

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"That's your solution for everything isn't it, Max? More pepper."

Hot chilli...

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Black pepper, Sir?'

No Nesting

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"