Pep Talk Survivor Pillows

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

What price beauty?

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Soccer coach of the year.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"The originator of the office birthday party."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Dadonomics

Let's talk about the weather.

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Why are you here?

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Motivational backup speakers

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'If you carry a big enough stick you don't have to worry about treading softly.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"