Pep Talk Champion Pillows

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"There's always a bright side. It's just that sometimes it's not the side that's facing you."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Soccer coach of the year.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Motivational backup speakers

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'If you carry a big enough stick you don't have to worry about treading softly.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'Alright lads, let's keep the pack tight tonight, stay focused and I don't want to see any stragglers this time... yes I'm looking at you Colin!'

"Sometimes there are just a lot of things to be sad about."