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'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Days Of Conquest

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Good morning, pinheads!' (salesmen).

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Next exit...COACH RACHETretired: 'Stop by for a good ass chewin'!'

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Soccer coach of the year.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Silly News.

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.