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'My dieting pep talks to Mr. Whifley aren't working, Nurse -- Go in there and giggle at him.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Men gossiping

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Soccer coach of the year.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'