Pep Rally Mugs

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

Cheerleaders

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

Hockey cheerleaders.

TRUMP

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Motivational backup speakers

Courage

A right of privacy party.

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'If you carry a big enough stick you don't have to worry about treading softly.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Latest in a long growing list of gaffes.

Coalition dummies.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

Hillary Clinton

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